The Insanely Ironic Life of Alex Violet.

Yes, I'm a little crazy. But isn't everyone a little crazy nowadays?

Audrey Hepburn October 24, 2009

This is who I am being for Halloween.

Today my Brother, my Mother, and my Grampa were Halloween-costume shopping. It just seems like they’re the sort of people who’re into store-bought, ready-made costumes.

I, however, am not.

Halloween is a wonderful creative oppourtunity, and myself, being an incredibly and elaborately creative person, absolutely cannot turn down this oppourtunity.

I mean, I’m not sewing a costume or anything, since it would take too long (I have a surprisingly short attention span. It’s why I’ve not yet finished writing any of the 927094209 novels I’ve begun writing over the past five years.), especially without my mother’s sewing machine (goodness knows where that is) or any knowledge of how to use it.

So, being me, once I begun to outgrow store-bought, ready-made children’s costumes, I started to span my ideas farther from the average person’s ready-made costume.
Some of my ideas included a hippie, a drama queen, Hannah Freaking Montana, and whatever I was last year. I understand that Hannah Freaking Montana is not exactly original, but this was when I was 12 or so, (I turn 15 this December) and I had grown out of most store-bought, ready-made Hannah Freaking Montana costumes. [For the record, I do not mean offence by referring to Hannah Freaking Montana as such. It's just that 'Hannah Montana' is not so scary for Halloween, but 'Freaking' in the middle adds fright! It does too.]

I was planning on centering my costume around the above photograph, as to my knowledge, it’s the most-seen photograph of Audrey, and I figure most people would probably recognize my costume if I dressed like this. Also, I could probably arrange a costume from this more easily than the others.

This is because I already have pretty jumbo-normous sunglasses, I might have gloves in my costume box somewhere, I could refer to YouTube tutorials for hairstyling advice, I could come up with some shoes (ballerina flats, either my gold ones or my black ones), and all I need is the dress. My mother says she might have it in her closet somewhere.

Also, I was thinking maybe a trenchcoat would help and keep me warm. My mother says she’s pretty sure one of us has one. That’s fine if we don’t though, since I have a powder-blue jacket that could pass.

So, in case I don’t write again until after Halloween,

Have a good Halloween.

Truly and sincerely,

Alex Violet.

P. S. None of these photos are owned by me. I googled all of these pictures. I did not actually , ever in my life, photograph Audrey. I was born a year after she died. So how could I have photographed her?

 

What a wonderful day in early October… October 3, 2009

I really love this song, it makes me feel content and optimistic. It is the very epitome of the way today is.

The leaves around here are turning colours and it’s getting breezy (sp?) out.

It’s the sort of … orchard day.

The day you want to ride on one of those platforms with the straw that’s towed by a pickup truck. You want to ride that through a forest and sigh with happiness as you admire the beautiful warm colours of the leaves on the trees which create a canopy of shade onto the dirt road. Sunlight peeks out from holes in the canopy and envelopes you with warmth. You want to wear your most comfortable jeans and a cozy sweater. You want to have some apple cider and apple pie and sit by an old wood stove. Some s’mores and a purring cat beside you wouldn’t hurt either.

Gosh, today is so inspiring.

This is an orchard day.

I’m thinking I should put more videos and pictures into my blog. It’d make it more pleasing to the eyes.

Be Profound.

- JOKE OF THE DAY -

Today my Grandpa took my brother, mother, and I to the Pizza Hut. There are trees surrounding its parking lot and when we were inside, a fifteen-minute long thunderstorm occured.

When we got to the car to leave, (pun not intended) and the storm had pulled the leaves off the trees and blanketed the car with leaves.

I wanted to remember today, so I said “I’m going to take a leaf on top of the car and then put it in my journal.”

But my brother thought I said “I’m going to take a leak on top of the car and then put it in my journal.”

Sincerely,

Alex Violet.

 

My Goals this Summer June 21, 2009

  • Plant a garden.
  • Read 30 books
  • Learn one song on either piano or guitar. (It cannot be something easy, like Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star!)
  • Write a book.
  • Write a song
  • Make a masterpeice.
  • Walk to the park at least once a week.
  • Take some good pictures whenever I can.
  • Clean my room? (Note to self: rent either a forklift or a bulldozer. But how will it fit through the door?)
  • If I get around to cleaning my room: re-organize and re-decorate my room.
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